None of Your Business Cards

When I was young and I asked my mother how come she could teach Freud even though she was an English professor she replied, “I’m tenured, I can teach whatever I want!”. And since then she has only been proving this over again each semester! Each item on this card represents something she’s researched and written about, scissors for Dadaism, the bicycle wheel for Duchamp, the cow spots for visual Dorothy Cross, the Chris Ware square for graphic novels, Freud for psychoanalysis, and Burroughs for her first 2 books!

For the super lady who can make anything from scratch from teddy bears to ice cream cakes.  However, ice cream cakes are apparently a great deal of work so there had to be a disclaimer attached here.  In fact, they are so time consuming only her super lucky husband has been a recipient of one of those bad boys.

After a very long winter of growing out big, full, manly beards it was finally time. A time for liberation.  A time to let the moustache shine. Out from those beards would emerge some of the most unstoppably sexy moustaches of their time.  It was the era of the Moustache Liberation Army.

Jesus was a carpenter, therefore our friend Jeff is just like Jesus.  He does brilliant woodwork and has probably built out every single loft in Bushwick.  Damn nice guy as well…

For our friend Brian Kelley, a totally talented and brilliant programmer extraordinaire! He totally runs that shit…

Fake business card for actor / improv man Benjamin Ellis Fine. His most recent performance in Twelfth Night of the Living Dead was super fantastic, you should check him out.